2018 has been America’s Kermit year.

Over the last 9 months (Holy shit, it’s ONLY been 9 months), we’ve had a HUGE hand shoved deep into our collective asses and it’s working us.

It’s weird being apart of a puppet government; seeing the president travel the world working as Putin’s bagman. This can’t all be about Trumpy liking to pee on $10,000 a night prostitutes, right?

Of course it’s not, it’s about money and not wanting to let go of the old ways. It’s a tough one; adversarial economics, oil, coal, advertising revenue, nuclear weapons, the 8 hour work day, it’s all coming to a slow, grinding end, and the last eight months has been a desperate money grab.

I mean, it’s not like we didn’t have this coming. Call it Karma, call it equal/opposite reaction, whatever.

Everybody pays, plain and simple.

What the fuck am I talking about, you ask?

Check out this list of U.S. puppet governments we’ve created in the past 70 years.

Seriously, this is a long time coming.

Morning Soundtrack: Mudhoney