I want Bill Murray to be my step-dad.
But not the real Bill Murray,
one of the
I don’t want the Murray of Mad Dog
Or Arthur Dent from A Little Shop
Or that cuckold Dr. Raleigh St. Clair.
Not even Peter Venkman.
(Although he’d be a
I want Ernie “Big Ern” McCracken from
The first Farrelly
I want McCracken and his tornado
Of hair, bowling in Reno against
In fact, I don’t just want him to be
My step-dad, I want to
Who pines for his father’s affection
His entire life, but is
At least until McCracken suddenly
Dies while having sex with a truck
And he wills me his magnificent
Bowling ball, the one with the
The center of it.
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